if we have a flashback to john’s army days and martin is in uniform you’ll have to carry my ass to the nearest hospital immediately i will not survive that 


John + no (requested by Anonymous)


You can’t not love this.


You are edible, sir.


You are edible, sir.

person: do you have tumblr?
me: yes
person: whats your url?
me: no


-big sigh-

So about a year ago, a colleague of mine came up to me at work and mentioned he saw me on the weekend at the bus stop. I had dressed up a bit to meet with a friend. This colleague said to me, “You shouldn’t hang around the bus stop looking like that, you might get molested and that’s…

Okay. This is not, in any way shape or form, okay. Is there anyone you can talk to about this? An HR of some kind? Beceause, sure, okay the first one could be some kind of misspoken compliment, you know, maybe he was trying to make a joke or something. But it’s no fucking concern of his what you do to your body, and the suggestion of a bullet is a threat. Period. No. I know conflict isn’t something you like (I understand, I’d rather just make a joke and then go cry in the toilet) but a BULLET??? What the actual fuck, Amber?


An Illustrated Guide to Height Differences & Mark Gatiss


This is Mark Gatiss, and he is 6 feet and 1 inch in height. How would this compare with your height? Or the height of your friend/pony/garden fence? This is an illustrated guide to help you compare his…


Can we just appreciate Papa Lestrade for a moment?

I mean. Papa Lestrade went to John’s place to give him some of Sherlock’s things and knew that John was lying to him after he said he was ok.  You can see it in his face that he doesn’t believe John.

Papa Lestrade visits Anderson on a regular basis and listens to all of his crazy theories and even though he doesn’t believe them and tries to tell Anderson that, he still humors him and listens to them on what seems to be a regular basis.

We always joke about how Lestrade is a father figure to Sherlock, but look at the way he hugs him.  He’s like the prodigal son returned home and Lestrade couldn’t be happier to see him.

Who does Sherlock call when he gets into trouble?  Who does he call when he needs help?  Who does he rely on most in the police force? Papa Lestrade.  And Lestrade drops everything for him.  He dropped everything to come help Sherlock with no questions asked.  And Sherlock couldn’t trust just anyone to help him out with the best man speech.  He asked Lestrade because he literally thought that Lestrade should be best man.  It was his first choice when John asked him. It only makes sense for Sherlock to ask Lestrade for help.

And finally, who bails them out time and time again? Papa Lestrade.

Papa Lestrade puts up with a lot of shit.


john messing with sherlock when he’s in his mind palace like